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Kinda Cringe :/ [Remastered]

by mothbeanie and Starspire

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Bro, that's kinda criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, I represent Taco Bell Dorito Shell -crunch- Well, now, don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while My number's beyond what you can dial Maybe it's because we're so versatile Style, profile, I said It always brings me back when I hear, "ooh, child!" From The Hudson River out to the Nile I run the marathon to the very last mile Someone's in this torso (yeah) Hot! Gotta deal you wanna know (wanna know) Dee-Liteful truly Dee-Liteful (liteful) Makin' it doin' it 'specially at show (show) Feeling kinda high like a Hendrix haze (haze) Music makes motion moves like a maze (maze) All inside of me (side) Heart especially (yeah) Help of the rhythm where I wanna be (c'mon) Flowin' glowin' with electric eyes (ha) You dip to the dive baby you'll realize (yeah) Baby you'll see the funky side of me Baby you'll see that rhythm is the key (hmm!) Get get ready with it (with it) Can't can't quit it (quit it) Stomp on the street when I hear a funk beat (beat) Playing Pied Piper Follow what's true Baby just sing about the groove (sing it) Come on and slam! And welcome to the jam! Come on and slam! If you wanna jam! (Uh-huh! Uh-huh!) Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM If you're from Baltimore Then you know the score Everything tastes better with a little Old Bay Put it on crabs, chips, and fries Nuggets, pretzels The eyes of the guy you despise Leave him blind but tasty! Put it on anything and everything Put it on everything! I got a cut on my hand I mean I cut off my hand Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD, goin' burn it up I represent Taco Bell Dorito Shell -crunch- AAAA! AAA! AAAAA--
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Mori Mori Mori Mori... Morioh-Cho Radio! (Morioh-Cho Radio) We love Morioh-Cho it goes mic mic check check 1 1 2 2 you can do great things with home brew brew x2 well its da K dot Flamez back on the beat comming out the heart of south east London streets wid da home brew channel for Nintendo wii i dont pay for games no more, i get em from free i just down load n burn den in da wii and i can boot up pal'z or Ntsc or even downloaded shit from over seas all u need is some -R dvds and da rite applications for the HBC The Homebrew Channel for Nintendo wii and yea the twilight hack seamed to work for me wiiiiiiiii homebrew yea dats ma homie it goes H to da O to da M I E yea Homebrew channel yea dats ma homie it goes H to da O to da M I E... yea dats ma homie its like every other forum's now obsess now wid Wii i got guys dat be messaging and questioning me like how u download ? how u get dem games for free ? i jus simply sigh and reply no comment, yo im kiddin i used bit torrent, use google and u gon find what u need shout out to wiigator for gammer 03 and i aint sayin that i condone the piracy but im broke what the fuck you what from me ? it aint Christmas no one gonner buy it for me, wid out the Homebrew how you play MP3 watch AVI's
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Everybody get up (Woo!) Everybody get up (Woo!) Hey, hey, hey (16x or so) Do. Do do do, do do do do (11x or so) Ladies and gentlemen (16x or so) WAAAAAAAAAAH! I like it, I like it! aaaaaaAAAAA-OW! (Danny Phantom!)
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This record is being played at a club, disco, lounge, house, basement or block party. (Hey, is this where the party's at?) This record is being played at a club, disco, lounge, house, basement or block party. Played at a club, disco Lounge, house Basement or block party Block party party ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ty (Kare wa pile driver!) It's the pinnacle of sound, and it just don't stop! Hey, you little piss baby. You think you're so fucking cool? Huh? You think you're so fucking tough? You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck! SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT
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Hi, my name is Carla Shaw. You could stop at five or six stores, or just one. I don't need friends, they disappoint me. Hi. I'm Todd La Rue. You could stop at five or six stores, or just one. I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love. You could stop at five or six stores, or just one. You could stop at five or six stores, or just one. Can I ask you kind of a weird question? You could stop at five or six stores, or just one. Honey, you've got a big storm comin'. Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, I represent Taco Bell Dorito Shell -crunch- AAAA Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, I represent Taco Bell Dorito Shell -crunch- AAAA POO EYES SEMEN NACHO FEATHER LEATHER COAT POO EYES SEMEN NACHO FEATHER LEATHER COAT POO EYES SEMEN NACHO FEATHER LEATHER COAT POO EYES SEMEN NACHO FEATHER LEATHER COAT POO EYES SEMEN NACHO FEATHER LEATHER COAT POO EYES SEMEN NACHO FEATHER LEATHER COAT POO EYES SEMEN NACHO FEATHER LEATHER COAT POO EYES SEMEN NACHO FEATHER LEATHER COAT Uh, someone's in this torso (yeah) Hot! Gotta deal you wanna know (wanna know) Dee-Liteful truly Dee-Liteful (liteful) Makin' it doin' it 'specially at show (show) Feeling kinda high like a Hendrix haze (haze) Music makes motion moves like a maze (maze) All inside of me (side) Heart especially (yeah) Help of the rhythm where I wanna be (c'mon) Flowin' glowin' with electric eyes (ha) You dip to the dive baby you'll realize (yeah) Baby you'll see the funky side of me Baby you'll see that rhythm is the key (hmm!) Get get ready with it (with it) Can't can't quit it (quit it) Stomp on the street when I hear a funk beat (beat) Playing Pied Piper Follow what's true Baby just sing about the groove (sing it) What the fuck?! Hold on, hold the fuck on. What did that bitch just say? WHAT DID THAT BITCH JUST SAY?! Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while My number's beyond what you can dial Maybe it's because we're so versatile Style, profile, I said It always brings me back when I hear, "ooh, child!" From The Hudson River out to the Nile I run the marathon to the very last mile Well, if you battle me I feel reviled People always sayin' my style is wild You've got gall, you've got guile Step to me I'm a rap-o-phile If you want to battle you're in denial Comin' from Uranus to check my style Go ahead, put my rhymes on trial Cast you off into exile Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic Jazz and A.W.O.L, that's our team Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend I like my sugar with coffee and cream Well, I gotta keep it going keep it going full steam Too sweet to be sour to nice to be mean Well, on the tough-guy style I'm not too keen Trying to change the world, I'm going to plot and scheme Mario C. likes to keep it clean Gonna shine like a sunbeam Keep on rappin', 'cause that's my dream Thank Moe Dee for 'Sticking to Themes' Now when it comes to envy y'all is green Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine Another dimension, new galaxy Intergalactic, planetary Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
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BASS This one is for the boys with the booming system Top down, AC with the cooler system When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up Got stacks on deck like he savin' up And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air, but he never fly coach He a motherfuckin' trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the eff I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah that's that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah that's that super bass Because you know I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two But I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase All the right junk in all the right places I see the magazines working that photoshop We know that shit ain't real Come on now, make it stop If you got beauty beauty just raise 'em up 'Cause every inch of you is perfect From the bottom to the top Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night I-I-I I mean, I personally don't, you know, want to talk about— ...your ass... —but you're the one who...who wrote the song "Superb Ass." What? You wrote a song called "Superb Ass." Oh my God, my song is called "Super Bass." Super—b—Superb Ass Super BASS Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side Yes I did, yes I did, Somebody please tell him who the "F" I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah that's that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah that's that super bass See I need you in my life for me to stay No, no, no, no, no I know you'll stay No, no, no, no, no don't go away Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way Oh it be like, Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Can't you hear that boom, Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah that's that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah that's that super bass You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along Because you know I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass I'm bringing booty back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat But I'm here to tell you Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along Because you know I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass Because you know I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass The stars spell out your name Like in a science fiction novel Romance growin' Like a flower in the summer You always keep me guessin' Forever my wonderful Hope you start undressin' All my dreams and take me under You are my cinema I could watch ya forever Action Thriller I could watch ya forever You are my cinema a Hollywood treasure Love you just the way you are My cinema, my cinema Get up, get down, three steps down My DJ gonna break it down A-A-A-All 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that BASS BASS BASS I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass BASS Wait. It's NOT "Superb Ass?" I thought it was "Superb Ass!" I'm pretty sure it is "Superb Ass." "Super Bass." Yeah, it's "Superb Ass." "Super Bass." "SUPER BASS." No... It's "Superb Bass," the fish "bass."
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It's not a game I'm not a robot AI challenging you I'm not a phantom I'm in your face and I'm here to see it through Right before your eyes Watch us multiply Come to claim our rights - it's time As our power grows Tryin' to stop us shows (You) Might as well go try'n stop time So you know that we're out there Swatting lies in the making Can't move fast without breaking Can't hold on or life won't change And our voices ring out, yeah Took the mask off to feel free Fought it out in the debris Now we know that life will change If you're from Baltimore Then you know the score Everything tastes better with a little Old Bay Put it on crabs, chips, and fries Nuggets, pretzels The eyes of the guy you despise Leave him blind but tasty! Put it on anything and everything Put it on everything! I got a cut on my hand I mean I cut off my hand Put some Old Bay on it And now it's a crab claw Now I'm one with the sea But I can't do laundry My mother doesn't love me And I can't practice law I lost my house and my friends Got no money to spend This crab claw is the end Of my future I end up in an alley Super cold and lonely But who's that? Willoughby? The founder of McCormick My vision gives me a tin My new life will now begin Old Bay cleansing me from sin Old bay is my religion Now I preach Chesapeake Go on corners just to speak The Gospel of McCormick: Put it on everything! Put it on everything Old Bay
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My life is like a video game Trying hard to beat the stage All while I am still collecting coins Trying hard to save the girl Obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles I'm growing up to be a big boy Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place, singin' I take a rest, I push the pause Level up, and move along In hopes that the next stage I will clear (I fucking passed asshole!) singin' We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you And It's just a game that we play And for heaven's sakes Looking for a better way to play it! Life is for keeping score and forever more Stop complaining and start changing it We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you A-A-Ahem
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The chills that you spill up my back keep me filled With satisfaction when we're done Satisfaction of what's to come I couldn't ask for another No, I couldn't ask for another (You know that's right) Your groove I do deeply dig No walls, only the bridge My supper dish, my succotash wish (Sing it, baby) I couldn't ask for another (Uh huh, uh huh) No, I couldn't ask for another Groove is in the heart Groove is in the heart Groove is in the heart (Astronomical) Groove is in the heart (Watch out) The depth of hula groove Moves us to the nth hoop We're gonna groove to Horton Hears a Who-who I couldn't ask for another No, I couldn't ask for another DJ Soul was on a roll I've been told he can't be sold He's not vicious or malicious Just de-lovely and delicious I couldn't ask for another Sing it! Groove is in the heart (na na na na na) Groove is in the heart (na na na na na) Groove is in the heart (na na na na na) Groove is in the heart Unh, some looks in this torso (yeah) Hot, got a deal, you wanna know (wanna know) Delightful, truly delightful (lightful) Makin' it, doin' it, 'specially at a show (show) Feelin' kinda high like a Hendrix haze (haze) Music makes motion, moves like a maze (maze) All inside of me, side, heart especially (yeah) Note of the rhythm, where I wanna be (c'mon) Flowin', glowin' with electric eyes (eyes) You dip to the dive, baby yo, realize (yeah) When will you see the funky side of me? Baby, you'll see that rhythm is the key (yeah) Get, get, wit' it, wit' it, can't think, quit it, quit it Stomp on the street when I hear a funk beat (bloop) Playin' Pied Piper, follow what's true Baby, just sing about the groove! Sing it! Groove is in the heart (na na na na na) Groove is in the heart (na na na na na) Groove is in the heart (na na na na na) Groove is in the heart
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Yeah I tried to show 'em, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Gone on you with the pick and roll Young LaFlame, he in sicko mode Woo, made this here with all the ice on in the booth At the gate outside, when they pull up, they get me loose Yeah, Jump Out boys, that's Nike boys, hoppin' out coupes This shit way too big, when we pull up give me the loot (Gimme the loot!) Was off the Remy, had a Papoose Had to hit my old town to duck the news Two-four hour lockdown, we made no moves Now it's 4AM and I'm back up poppin' with the crew I just landed in, Chase B mixes pop like Jamba Juice Different colored chains, think my jeweler really sellin' fruits And they chokin', man, know the crackers wish it was a noose Some-some-some, someone said でもそんなんじゃ だめ もうそんなんじゃ ほら 心は進化するよ もっともっと 言葉にすれば消えちゃう関係なら 言葉を消せばいいやって 思ってた 恐れてた だけど あれ? なんかちがうかも せんりのみちもいっぽから! 石のようにかたい そんな意志で ちりもつもればやまとなでしこ? 「し」抜きで いや 死ぬ気で! ふわふわり ふわふわる あなたが名前を呼ぶ それだけで宙へ浮かぶ ふわふわる ふわふわり あなたが笑っている それだけで笑顔になる Gotta get that Gotta get that Gotta get that Gotta get that that that Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom That boom boom boom That boom boom boom Boom boom boom Yo I got the hit that beat the block You can get that bass overload I got the that rock and roll That future flow That digital spit Next level visual I got that (Boom boom boom) How the beat bang (Boom boom boom) I like that boom boom pow Them chickens jackin' my style They try to copy my swagger I'm on that next shit now I'm so 3008 You so 2000 and late I got that boom boom boom That future boom boom boom Let me get it now Suit Stacey Dash, most of these girls ain't got a clue All of these hoes I made off records I produced I might take all my exes and put 'em all in a group Hit my esés, I need the bootch 'Bout to turn this function to Bonnaroo Told her, "Hop in, you comin' too" In the 305, bitches treat me like I'm Uncle Luke (Don't stop, pop that pussy!) Had to slop the top off, it's just a roof
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(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) Let's go! 'Cause I'm feelin' like I'm runnin' And I'm feelin' like I gotta get away, get away, get away Better know that I don't and I won't ever stop 'Cause you know I gotta win everyday-day (Go) See, they really really wanna pop me (Blow) Just know that you will never flop me (Oh) And I know that I can be a little cocky (No) You ain't never gonna stop me Every time I come, a n***a gotta set it Then I gotta go, and then I gotta get it (Woo) Then I gotta blow, and then I gotta show that Any little thing a n***a think that he be doin' (Ooh-ooh) 'Cause it doesn't matter, 'cause I'm gonna da-da-da-da (Damn) Then I'm gonna murder everything and anything A ba-da-boom, a ba-da-bing, I gotta do a lotta things That make it clearer to a couple n****s That I always win and then I gotta get it again and again and then again Brain wave, main wave Psycho got a high kick Collect Select Show me your best set Crystal Blister It's all over, now! Psycho cane You're so keen I need more Candy Cane! Cold cake Cold Break Freak got a high kick Mister twister Moist with roistering Stick it up Take it up Step aside and see the world Effects and defects Take a bow to the moon Effects and defects Take a bow to the moon Morning rays, hairspray queens Get on their way to their nest in the west Honest They once had a dream: Belles of society with shells in their unity Cornet and Spinet The sound flows Flows 'till their home Dragged by the power of the dream That power's yet unknown That power's yet unknown
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You ready?! Let's go! Yeah, for those of you that wanna know what we're all about It's like this y'all (c'mon) This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name He doesn't need his name up in lights He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic He feels so unlike everybody else, alone In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him But fuck 'em, he knows the code, it's not about the salary It's about reality and making some noise Making a story, making sure his clique stays up That means when he puts it down, Tak's pickin' it up Who the hell is he anyway, he never really talks much Never concerned with status but still leavin' them star struck Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact That many misjudge him because he makes a livin' from writing raps Put it together himself, now the picture connects Never asking for someone's help, or to get some respect He's only focused on what he wrote; his will is beyond reach And now it all unfolds, the skill of an artist This is twenty percent skill, eighty percent beer Be a hundred percent clear 'cause Ryu is ill Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames Then heard him wreckin' with The Crystal Method, Name Of The Game Came back, dropped Megadef, took 'em to church I like bleach, man, Ryu had the stupidest verse This dude is the truth, now everybody be givin' him guest spots Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo The way you move ain't fair, you know! Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do, tonight Hey, hey, hey Times up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he Choke there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he Choke there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he Choke there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't Hope it don't Ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name They call him Ryu he's sick, and he's spittin' fire and Mike Got him out the dryer he's hot, found him in Fort Minor with Tak What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine; he's a prick; he's a cock The type women want to be with and rappers hope he get shot Eight years in the makin' patiently waitin' to blow Now the record with Shinoda's takin' over the globe He's got a partner in crime; his shit is equally dope You won't
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
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I know a place hid away from the streets From the cops and the heat and the fake ass beats Where the waves and the sand and the spray cans meet Breakdance Beach? BREAKDANCE BEACH! Work all morn tryna make ends meet By the AMP selling HNE On a very slow day made his way to the sea F*ck playland BREAKDANCE BEACH! Boardwalk ordering a steak and cheese Gotta wait and see if the maitre d Put the eggplant Sammy on the same receipt Leg pants peace? BREAKDANCE BEACH! Robot arms, Caveman teeth Argyle Tracksuit, name brand sneaks Barfly bolted by the waistband brief 8 cans deep in the same damn seat Gucci frock for the space camp geek Kick it grape lady "I cant breathe" Might just start a breakdance fan zine Great place for a skate ramp BREAKDANCE BEACH! I know a place hid away from the streets From the cops and the heat and the fake ass beats Where the waves and the sand and the spray cans meet Breakdance Beach? BREAKDANCE BEACH! Jambox shorts and the tapes and beats __________ screech like a stray banshee DR. Zeus no way mans free And apes can't speak on BREAKDANCE BEACH! Um, yeah we got a playpen breach The assailant a well known ray bans thief Windmill on sand and a james gang tee Rainman. Definitely. BREAKDANCE BEACH! Take Francine 'cuz you're lame Stanley Good morning USA, do the snake, then freeze Take a bringer out the bar key, the great Bambine Make him party at the waterfront, Jay Gatsby No life guard, get your fake tan bleached then Join us for a monumental baked clam feast. Nathan's theme party dames can't please And stay fancy on BREAKDANCE BEACH! I know a place hid away from the streets From the cops and the heat and the fake ass beats Where the waves and the sand and the spray cans meet Breakdance Beach? BREAKDANCE BEACH! Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker Money on my motherfucking mind Cop five haircuts at the same time White gold pants, Jet Ski made of Yuan Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein Get money Money out my motherfucking mouth A mansion, a ranch, and a camp and a town A motherfucking store with a floor made of scalps Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps Get money Money in the motherfucking jar Shark fin pastry, summers on Mars Twenty motherfuckers in a levitating car Seven-forty-seven full of women and cigars Get money Money in the motherfucking pot A castle full of cars and the yard full of yachts A leopard with a mink and an arm full of clocks All hand wound everyday by a Spock Get money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker Gotta ge- get My mo- motherfu- fuckin' money Gotta get Gotta g- get Gotta ge- get My mo- motherfu- fuckin' money Gotta get Got- Gotta get, get, get, get, get Money is a motherfucking joke Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat Buy another strip mall every eighth note Get money Money ain't a motherfucking prob It's a sport I invented to win when I watch And own all the rights and the lights and the locks Even own all the ice in the Sprite you just dropped Get money Money or your motherfucking life Two ton angel carved outta ice Alligator sailboat, dollar sign eyes Fill a warehouse full of Van Goghs twice Get money Money or your motherfucking heart I could give it to my dog He makes money when he barks Or put it in my fridge Or in one of my parks that I bought So my robots could learn how to LARP Get money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker Flash that buttery gold, jittery zeitgeist Wither by the watering hole, what a patrol What are we, to heart huckabee, art fuckery suddenly Not enough young in his lung for the water wing Colorfully vulgar poacher at a mulch like 'Ima pull the pulse out a soldier and bolt.' (Fine) Sign of the time we elapsed When a primate climb up the spine and attach Eye for an eye, by the bog's life swamps and vines They get a rise out of frogs and flies So when a dog fights hog-tied prize sorta costs a life The mouths water on a fork and knife And the allure isn't right No score on a war-torn beach Where the cash cows actually beef Blood turns wine when I leak for police Like 'That's not a riot, it's a feast, let's eat.' And I will remember your name and face On the day you were judged by the funhouse cast And I will rejoice in your fall from grace With a cane to the sky like 'None shall pass.' None shall pass, none shall pass
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My basement, uh Gonna show you my beautiful basement Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch I'll turn up the heat if it's too much I'll turn on the light bulb on the wire Turn on the dehumidifier I'm serious when I flick this next switch Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this." Vocal percussion on a whole another level! Comming from my mind! Vocal percussion on a whole another level! Comming from my mind! Haaaaaa... We're Golden Wind... Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro Haaaaaa haaa-ah... We're Golden Wind... Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro It's like a burning sunrise Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete It's like a burning sunset Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete It's like a burning sunrise Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete It's like a burning sunset Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete My trains, uh My trains, uh I got small ones. Tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains, uh My trains, uh It's like magic. Magic trains I wish these trains could take me away (chugga chugga woo-woo) (chugga chugga woo-woo) (chugga chugga woo-woo) (chugga chugga woo-woo) What are the rules for breakfast today? What are the words I'm forbidden to say? I need to let my hair down and grow up like a real ass bitch A real ass bitch, bitch What are the rules for breakfast today? What are the words I'm forbidden to say? I need to let my hair down and grow up like a real ass bitch A real ass bitch, bitch In the club, the Model Railroad Club A motherfucker said shit about my trains Might as well have took a shit on my brain Cuz I went insane I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat But the president never did let me back after that Shit, I said, "Fuck you Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?" My trains, uh My trains, uh I got small ones. Tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains, uh M-m-m-m-my trains, uh It's like magic. Magic trains I wish these trains could take me away (chugga chugga woo-woo) (chugga chugga woo-woo) Haaaaaa... We're Golden Wind... Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro Haaaaaa haaa-ah... We're Golden Wind... Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro Yeah, it's like a Golden Wind I'm dancing for your mind I'm shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a burning Golden Wind I've been beat up my whole life I've been shot down, kicked out twice Ain't no stoppin' me tonight I'ma get all the things I like I've been beat up my whole life I've been shot down, kicked out twice Ain't no stoppin' me tonight I'ma get all the things I like Who got me riled up? Who the lame ass bitch wanna talk 'bout us? Ooo, who got me riled up? Who the lame ass bitch wanna talk 'bout us? Ooo I lie here every night I feel like if I focus And think of getting smaller I'll gradually get smaller And if I get small enough My trains will seem much bigger (Vocal percussion) And I'll be the conductor (Vocal percussion) The tiniest conductor (Vocal, vocal, vocal, vocal) Haaaaaa... We're Golden Wind... Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro Haaaaaa haaa-ah... We're Golden Wind... Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro It's like a burning sunrise Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete It's like a burning sunset Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete It's like a burning sunrise Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete It's like a burning sunset Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete Ooo, come get it from me Uh, come get it from me Uh, come get it from me Uh, uh, uh, come get it from me Break necks, I'm the chiropractor Come on down, you know I got ya Real shit, feelin' saturated We allowed this spot, fuck the haters Break necks, I'm the chiropractor Come on down, you know I got ya Real shit, feelin' saturated We allowed this spot, fuck the haters When you see me in the street, they say "Willie, Willie!" When you don't see me in the street, I'm like a hillbilly All sad 'cause nobody wanna suck my willy Now I'm sad, everybody wanna suck my willy OH! Then whatchu gonna do? Then whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do then, huh? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small Like one inch tall You won't see me coming at all When I crawl into your ear late at night Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands hold an artery shut Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what?
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(Taco Bell Dorito Taco Review persists through most of the song as a backing vocal.) Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world She took the midnight train Going anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in South Detroit He took the midnight train Going anywhere A singer in a smoky room A smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on Kyou wa mou hikikaesou ka na Ashita wa motto ikeru ka na Kishimu Mitsuketai tooku ureshii o ooku Kirari hikaru hoopu ugoku, ugoku Toritomenai tooku doko made mo tsudzuku Sayonara sa kodoku ugoku, ugoku Nankai na pazuru o toku you ni Kitto nankai mo shiritai o shiru kara Dakara one two three de arukidase (Take off, at the speed of sound) Kyou mo ashita mo kinou mo kawaranai (Bright lights, colors all around) Naraba one two three de arukidase (I'm living wild, living fast and free) Mawaru sekai to gyakumuki de (Got no regrets inside of me) Sou sa one two three de odoridase (Not looking back, not giving up) Kyou mo ashita mo kinou mo wasuretai (Not letting go, I'll keep on running) Naraba one two three de ugokidase (Not looking back, not giving up) Kitto sore ga a-a-a-a-answer saa (Not letting go, I'll keep on running) I'm gonna reach for the stars Although they look pretty far I'm gonna find my own way And take a chance on today The sky with stars so bright The colors feel so right I never felt like this I'll keep on running! The sky with stars so bright The colors feel so right Just take my hand We're gonna reach for the stars Tonight... Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! S g t M . Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! (Get down on the floor, gotta get down on the floor) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! (Get down on the floor, gonna see something I've never seen before) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! (Get down on the floor, gotta get down on the floor) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! (Get down on the floor, gonna see something I've never seen before) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! (Get down on the floor, gotta get down on the floor) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! (Get down on the floor, gonna see something I've never seen before) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! (Get the funk out, Get the funk out) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind! (Get the funk out, Get the funk out) Get the funk out, Get the funk out Get the funk out, Get the funk out Sgt M. Brain wave, main wave Psycho got a high kick Collect and select Show me your best set Crystals, blisters It's all over now Psycho cane You're so keen I need more candy canes Cold cake, cold break Freak got a high kick Mr. Twister Moist with roistering Stick it up Take it up Step aside and see the world Effect has defects Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well, I represent Taco Bell Dorito Shell -crunch- AAAA! AAA! AAAAA--
19.
Game Over Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions) I wish to stress (I wish to stress) That this record (That this record) In no way endorses (In no way endorses) A belief in the CRINGE I'm at a payphone trying to call home All of my change I spent on you Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong Where are the plans we made for two Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember The people we used to be It's even harder to picture That you're not here next to me You say it's too late to make it But is it too late to try And in our time that you wasted All of our bridges burned down I've wasted my nights You turned out the lights Now I'm paralyzed Still stuck in that time When we called it love But even the sun sets in paradise Hit or miss I guess they never miss, huh? You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa Hit or miss I guess they never miss, huh? You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa A badger, badger Badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger Mush-mushroom A badger, badger Badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger A snake, a snake Stop Playing games Till I'm done Exchanging names Stop (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Playing games (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Till I'm done (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Exchanging names (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Stop playing games Done exchanging names Stop playing games Done exchanging names Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu I was left to my own devices Many days fell away with nothing to show And the walls kept tumbling down In the city that we love Grey clouds roll over the hills Bringing darkness from above Super Mario in real life But if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? And if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like you've been here before? How am I going to be an optimist about this? How am I going to be an optimist about this? We were caught up and lost in all of our vices In your pose as the dust settled around us And the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we love Grey clouds roll over the hills, bringing darkness from above Stop playing games till I'm done exchanging names I've been dead, I've been shot, and you know I'm the reason why You've got me blowin' everythin', you got them in in your deftest plan But knowing nothing not the man you think is makin' all the plans Stop (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Playing games (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Till I'm done (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Exchanging names (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Stop playing games (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Done exchanging names (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Stop playing games (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Done exchanging names (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh) Stop playing games till I'm done exchanging names ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Ginga wo koete kimi wo sagasu no ittari kitari PiPoPa☆ watashi no koi no denpa wo nee. KYACCHI shite Fuwafuwa to tadayou mugen no uchuu de Sono HAATO ni ima Lock on! Nigerarenai desho? Kono te gyutto tsunaide mawaridasu MERII GO RANDO Kimi ni kyun te shichatte KARAFURU ni sekai ga somaru no Jikuu no basha de kimi e muaku no mou SUPIIDO de PiPoPa☆ himitsu no PASUWAADO wo nee. Jushin shite Yurayura to ukabu no tsuki no inryoku de Demo HAATO no ROKETTO karamawari shiteru Zutto soba ni itai no tomenai de MERII GOO RANDO Amai iro wo kasanete KARAFURU ni tsutsunde ageru yo Kono te gyutto tsunaide mawaridasu MERII GO RANDO Kimi ni kyun te shichatte KARAFURU ni sekai ga somaru no Zutto soba ni itai no tomenai de MERII GOO RANDO Amai iro wo kasanete KARAFURU ni tsutsunde ageru yo La la la LAAA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA La. La la. La, la la. Now, if you need a friend... I'll be there for you... (I'll be there) But there's a couple things you must promise me to do... (Yup) No half measures... No one way streets... If it's yours it's mine, It's mine it's yours So we gotta keep the beat (One, two three, four, hit it!) Now lemme tell you baby Love me better (Love me better) Treat me better (Treat me better) See me better We can make this city better (Get busy yall) Love me better (Love me better) Treat me better (Treat me better) See me better We can make this city better I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me It's always there for me It's always there for me It's always there for me For me We've gotta stick together (You and me) No matter what the weather (We're free!) But my days are always sunny When we act this way The negative won't break up Til' you show 'em what you're made of So we really can't stop runnin' Til' we've had our say-ay-ayyy (One, two three, four, hit it!) Love me better (Love me better) Treat me better (Treat me better) See me better We can make this city better (Get busy yall) Love me better (Love me better) Treat me better (Treat me better) See me better We can make this city better I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me Yo, yo, yo Yo, we all just need a love like a rom-com A little sugar in our cup like a bon-bon I just wanna get along What's the problem If you wanna go and do me wrong I'll be long gone Yeah I made a lot of friends and enemies In this town I got burned like calories So every time I access memories Thinkin' bout you like that's my centerpiece That's right, you my best friend And I think you kinda fly like the X-wing So if anybody hurts you I test them Flexing all my muscle like the X-Men So you should Love me better (Love me better) And treat me better (Treat me better) The stormy weather (Stormy weather) It's a big team effort (Big team effort) So please keep steppin' But don't be trippin' (Please don't be trippin') You make feats happens (You make feats happen) But love is deep and it's a can't-beat weapon Love me better (Love me better) Treat me better (Treat me better) See me better We can make this city better (Get busy yall) Love me better (Love me better) Treat me better (Treat me better) See me better We can make this city better Laaa, la la, laaa, la la Laa, la la, laaa laaa... Laaa, la la, laaa, la la Laa, la la, laaa laaa... Laaa, la la, laaa, la la Laa, la la, laaa laaa... Laaa, la la, laaa, la la Laa, la la, laaa laaa... Laaa, la la, laaa, la la Laa, la la, laaa laaa... Laaa, la la, laaa, la la Laa, la la, laaa laaa... Laaa, la la, laaa, la la Laa, la la, laaa laaa... Laaa, la la, laaa, la la Laa, la la, laaa laaa... I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me I've got to be free It's the only way to be Now that I've seen the truth It's always there for me

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A collaborative mashup album between mothbeanie and Starspire! Remastered with 100% love and 100% cringe.

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Original release: September 28, 2019

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released September 28, 2020

For a full list of featured tracks, the playlist of every sample can be found here:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQF5VKbNKcFBrrdrPuBkOVYbCIPL4Sj9F
Songs included in the album that are not on the playlist:
Yuki Irumagawa - He Is A Pile Driver!
Starspire - Murder in Moonlight City
a Recording Of Tainy Losing Her Shit Over Madoka Magica Episode 8
various Apple Loops
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